1. Talk about how you shoot film in your spare time, even if you
don’t. If there’s one thing that impresses people, it’s your
willingness to take pictures like the cavemen once did.
2. Convert your images to black and white. Nothing says artsy like
your photo converted into grayscale.
3. Bitch and moan.
4. Refer to putting on sunglasses as stopping down.
5. Name your first born, Kelvin.
6. When you walk into a room, yell out “Shazam”! What does that have
to do with photography you ask? Pffft, nothing, SHAZAM!!!
7. Convince people that 4 doubled is actually 5.6.
8. Create a blog called PhotoRamble.com